KING- OW I CAN’T WAIT JR. LETS GET STARTED WHO IS FIRST.
HOWARD FINKLE-THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED AS A ROYAL RUMBLE AND IS FOR THE EWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
HOWARD FINKLE-MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING.. FROM LONG ISLAND NEW YORK WEIGHING IN AT 280 POUNDS... MANKIND
[MANKIND’S MUSIC HITS AND MANKIND WALKS DOWN TO THE RING CARRYING A CHAIR]
HOWARD FINKLE-AND SECOND ENTERING THE RUMBLE.. FROM GRENICH, CONITICET... WEIGHING IN AT 267 POUNDS... THE GAME TRIPLE H.
[DING,DING,DING]
MANKIND HITS TRIPLE H RIGHT IN THE SKULL WITH THE CHAIR AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL. MANKIND TRYS TO THROW HHH OVER BUT TRIPLE H FIGHTS MANKIND OFF. TRIPLE H WHIPS MANKIND OFF THE ROPES AND DELIVERS A JAW BREAKER TO MANKIND. TRIPLE H RUNS AT MANKIND BUT MANKIND DUCKS AND TRIPLE H FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT LANDS ON THE RING APRON AND SLIDES BACK IN. MANKIND CATCHES TRIPLE H WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT AND DRIVES HIS FACE INTO THE MAT. WITH TRIPLE H DOWN MANKIND SITS IN THE CORNER AND WAITS FOR THE NEXT GUY TO ENTER.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 [NARDO’S MUSIC PLAYS AND NARDO WALKS DOWN TO THE RING ALL BANDAGED UP FROM THE INFERNO MATCH]
NARDO AND MANKIND GO AT IT AS TRIPLE H GETS UP. MANKIND HAS NARDO REELING AGAINST THE ROPES WITH BIG RIGHT HANDS. TRIPLE H RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND MANKIND AND TRIPLE H BOTH ELIMINATE MANKIND. MANKIND AND TRIPLE H BOTH SHAKE HANDS AND THEY AGREE TO SIT AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT MAN TO ENTER.
THE COUNT BEGINS... 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 [SHAWN MICHAEL’S MUSIC PLAYS AND SHAWN MICHAEL’S RUNS DOWN TO THE RING. ]
JR-I THINK TRIPLE H JUST HAD SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT BEING WITH MANKIND. TRIPLE H AND SHAWN ARE OLD FRIENDS AND I THINK THEY ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO
SHAWN MICHAEL’S RUNS RIGHT AFTER MANKIND AND DROP-KICKS HIM INTO THE CORNER. TRIPLE H STARTS GIVING MANKIND BIG BOOTS TO THE GUT WHILE SHAWN BACKS UP FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC THAT WILL TAKE MANKIND OVER THE ROPES. SHAWN MICHAEL’S MISSES THE SUPER KICK AND MANKIND BATTLES BACK. MANKIND HIP TOSSES TRIPLE H AND ARM DRAGS HBK. MANKIND GOES AFTER SHAWN IN THE CORNER AND LAYS DOWN SOME HEAVY RIGHT HANDS. TRIPLE H ATTACKS MANKIND FROM BEHIND WITH A BIG BACK DROP.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... [RAVENS MUSIC HITS AND RAVEN RUNS DOWN TO THE RING]
RAVEN BEGINS HELPING OUT MANKIND AND RAVEN CLOTHESLINES TRIPLE H TO THE MAT. RAVEN DROP-KICKS SHAWN INTO THE CORNER. MANKIND PICKS UP TRIPLE H AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER, MANKIND DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE AND RAVEN CLOTHESLINE TRIPLE H OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE. TRIPLE H IS OUT. MANKIND HITS A PILE DRIVER ON SHAWN MICHAEL’S AND THEN RAVEN HITS THE EVEN FLOW ON MANKIND.
THE KING-WELL THATS WHAT HAPPENS IN THE RUMBLE. YOU MAKE ALLIANCES AND THEY GET BROKEN.
HBK TAPS RAVEN FROM BEHIND ON THE SHOULDER AND THEN DELIVERS SWEET CHIN MUSIC THAT CATCHES RAVEN IN THE JAW AND SENDS HIM FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE.
THE COUNT BEGINS 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[TORI’S MUSIC PLAYS AND TORI RUNS DOWN TO THE RING]
HBK LOOKS AS IF HE REFUSES TO HIT A GIRL AND TORI GIVES HBK A FOREARM THAT KNOCKS HIM INTO THE CORNER. MANKIND ATTACKS TORI FROM BEHIND AND MANKIND GIVES A DROP TOE HOLD THAT CAUSES TORI’S HEAD TO BANG OFF OF THE LOW TURNBUCKLE PAD. MANKIND PULLS OUT SOCKO AND APPLIES IT ON TORI BUT HBK BREAKS IT UP. SHAWN MICHAEL’S SHOOTS MANKIND INTO THE ROPES AND BACK BODY DROPS HIM HIGH INTO THE AIR AND MANKIND IS SENT CRASHING HARD INTO THE MAT. TORI LOW BLOWS MICHAEL’S FROM BEHIND AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE ROPES. SHAWN MICHAEL’S IS OUT.
THE COUNT BEGINS 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[DABULAS MUSIC HITS AND THE FIVE HUNDRED POUND DABULA WOBBLES DOWN TO THE RING]
DABULA GOES RIGHT AFTER TORI. DABULA GORILLA PRESS SLAMS TORRI AND THEN GOES ON THE TOP ROPE FOR THE HUGE MOON SAULT THAT IS IMPRESSIVE FOR A MAN HIS SIZE. MANKIND TAKES ADVANTAGE AND PUSHES DABULA OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND OUT OF THE RING. DABULA IS ELIMINATED. TORI GOES AFTER MANKIND BUT MANKIND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX THAT SENDS TORI INTO THE TURNBUCKLE UPSIDE DOWN. MANKIND SIGNALS TO THE CROWD THEN RUNS AT TORRI AND DROP-KICKS HER IN THE FACE WHILE SHE IS UPSIDE DOWN.
THE COUNT BEGINS... 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[ICEY’S MUSIC HITS AND ICEY RUNS DOWN TO THE RING]
ICEY SEEMS ENERGIZED AND RIGHT AWAY CLOTHESLINES TORI OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT. THEN HE TRIES TO CLOTHESLINE MANKIND OVER BUT MANKIND DUCKS AND HITS A BIG NECK BREAKER. MANKIND PICKS UP ICEY AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND THEN HITS A BIG TILT A WHIRL SLAM ONTO ICEY. MANKIND SHOOTS HIM INTO THE ROPES AGAIN BUT THIS TIME ICEY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DELIVERS A FLYING FOREARM THAT CONNECTS WITH THE FOREHEAD OF MANKIND. ICEY GOES UP ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS A LEG DROP ON MANKIND. ICEY PICKS UP MANKIND AND LOOKS FOR A PILEDRIVER BUT MANKIND REVERSES AND HITS A BACK BODY DROP THAT SENDS ICEY HIGH INTO THE AIR AND THEN HARD INTO THE MAT.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[KANE’S MUSIC HITS AND KANE WALKS SLOWLY DOWN TO THE RING]
KANE GOES STRAIGHT AFTER ICEY AND CHOKELSLAMS HIM HARD INTO THE MAT. THEN MANKIND TRIES TO ATTACK KANE FROM BEHIND BUT KANE BLOCKS A RIGHT HAND AND CHOKESLAMS MANKIND INTO THE MAT. AS ICEY GETS UP SLOWLY KANE RUNS HIS THUMB DOWN HIS NECK AND SIGNALS FOR THE TOMBSTONE. KANE PICKS UP ICEY FLIPS HIM UPSIDE DOWN AND SENDS ICEY’S SKULL INTO THE MAT WITH THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. KANE PICKS UP MANKIND AND LOOKS TO DO THE SAME BUT MANKIND LOCKS IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW ON KANE AND KANE DROPS MANKIND TO THE MAT. MANKIND LETS GO OF THE MANDIBLE CLAW.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[DAMIAN MARSH’S MUSIC HITS AND DAMIAN RUNS INTO THE RING]
DAMIAN GOES RIGHT UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS OFF AND NAILS KANE IN THE FACE WITH A DROP KICK. ICEY GETS UP AND TRYS TO HIT A DDT ON MANKIND BUT MANKIND FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND RETURNS A DOUBLE ARM DDT. DAMIAN TRYS TO ATTACK MANKIND BUT KANE GETS IN THE WAY AND POWER SLAMS DAMIAN. MANKIND RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CLOTHESLINE KANE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. ICEY TAKES A REST IN THE CORNER. DAMIAN DOESN’T LIKE IT AND RUNS OVER TO ICEY. ICEY TRYS TO KICK DAMIAN AWAY BUT DAMIAN HITS A SWINGING DDT OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE ON ICEY.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[STEPHANIE MCMAHON’S MUSIC HITS AND STEPHANIE WALKS SLOWLY DOWN TO THE RING]
ICEY TRYS TO ATTACK MANKIND FROM BEHIND BUT MANKIND DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND ICEY FINDS HIM SELF IN THE HANDS OF KANE. KANE PICKS UP ICEY AND CHOKESLAMS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE. STEPHANIE WALKS UP TO DAMIAN MARSH AND SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE. DAMIAN RETALIATES AND DROP-KICKS STEPHANIE HARD INTO THE CORNER. THEN DAMIAN RUNS AT KANE AND JUMPS ON HIS BACK. KANE SWINGS HIM AROUND BEFORE MANKIND PUSHES DAMIAN OFF. MANKIND HITS A DOUBLE ARM DDT ON KANE. STEPHANIE LOW BLOWS MANKIND FROM BEHIND AND DAMIAN MARSH AND KANE TRY TO PUSH MANKIND OVER THE TOP ROPE.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[FLEM’S MUSIC HITS AND FLEM RUNS DOWN TO THE RING AND HOPS UP ONTO THE RING APRON]
FLEM HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROP-KICK ON KANE THAT SENDS THE BIG MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT KANE SLIDES BACK IN. MANKIND REGAINS MOMENTUM AND SENDS DAMIAIN INTO THE ROPES AND BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE. DAMIAN IS OUT. MANKIND GOES AFTER STEPHANIE. SHE TRIES TO SLAP MANKIND BUT MANKIND BLOCKS IT AND GIVES STEPH A HUGE RIGHT HAND THAT KNOCKS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE. STEPHANIE IS OUT OF THE RUMBLE. KANE GRABS MANKIND FOR THE CHOKESLAM BUT FLEM INTERRUPTS AND MANKIND AND FLEM TEAM UP TO CLOTHESLINE KANE OVER THE ROPES AND OUT.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[PHANTOMLORD’S MUSIC PLAYS AND PHANTOMLORD RUNS DOWN TO THE RING]
MANKIND AND PHANTOMLORD START ATTACKING FLEM. MANKIND SETS UP FLEM FOR A PILEDRIVER AND PHANTOMLORD MAKES IT A SPIKE PILEDRIVER. MANKIND LOCKS UP WITH PHANTOMLORD AND PHANTOMLORD WHIPPED MANKIND HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. FLEM RUNS AT PHANTOMLORD BUT PHANTOMLORD CATCHES HIM IN A SPINE BUSTER. FLEM SLOWLY GETS UP AND TRIES TO FIGHT BACK ON PHANTOMLORD FROM HIS KNEES BUT PHANTOMLORD DOESN’T FEEL THE ATTACK AND AND GIVES A SIDEKICK TO THE FACE OF FLEM. MANKIND SNEAKS UP BEHIND PHANTOMLORD AND HITS A FALLING NECKBREAKER. MANKIND WHIPS PHANTOM LORD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. MANKIND FLIPS PHANTOMLORD OVER AND PUTS HIM IN THE TREE OF WOE POSITION. MANKIND GETS A RUNNING START AND DELIVERS A SLIDING DROP-KICK TO THE FACE OF PHANTOMLORD.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[LITA’S MUSIC PLAYS AND LITA RUNS TO THE RING AND HOPS UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE]
LITA JUMPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND DELIVERS A FLYING HURRICANRANA TO MANKIND THAT SEND MANKIND ACROSS THE RING. FLEM GOES BEHIND LITA AND ATTEMPTS TO LOW BLOW HER BUT LITA DOESN’T FEEL NOTHING AND SHE DROPKICKS FLEM OFF OF HIS FEET. MANKIND TAKES A BREATHER IN THE CORNER. PHANTOM HITS A REVERSE DDT ON FLEM THAT DRIVES THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF FLEM INTO THE MAT. PHANTOMLORD GOES UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND HITS DIVING FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE. MANKIND GOES AFTER LITA AND TOSSES HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. MANKIND HITS A TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX ON LITA THAT SENDS HER CRASHING HARD ON HER BACK.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[2XTREME’S MUSIC HITS AND 2XTREME RUNS TO THE RING]
2XTREME HITS A FLYING CROSS BODY ON MANKIND. 2XTREME DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE FROM LITA AND HITS THE TWIST OF FATE ON HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. PHANTOMLORD TRYS TO PICK UP 2XTREME BUT HE FIGHTS HIM OFF AND HITS A SWINGING DDT ON PHANTOMLORD. 2XTREME CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS FOR THE EXTERMINATOR ON MANKIND BUT MANKIND SHAKES THE ROPES AND 2XTREME STRATTLES THE TURNBUCKLE PAD. LITA GOES UP ON THE TOP ROPE TO TRY TO SUPLEX 2XTREME OFF BUT 2XTREME HOLDS ON POWERBOMBS LITA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE.
THE COUNT BEGINS ...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[BIG J’S MUSIC HITS AND BIG J RUNS DOWN TO THE RING]
BIG J CATCHES PHANTOMLORD WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND THEN CATCHES MANKIND WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD. BIG J HITS A PILEDRIVER ON 2XTREME. LITA ATTACKS BIG J FROM BEHIND AND TRYS TO GERMAN SUPLEX BIG J BUT HE BACK FLIPS OUT OF IT AND GIVES A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF LITA. BIG J GOES UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND HITS THE J DROP ON LITA. BIG J TRIES TO THROW LITA OUT BUT MANKIND INTERFERES AND BACK DROPS BIG J OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT. PHANTOMLORD LOCKS ON A SLEEPER HOLD ON MANKIND BUT LITA DROPKICKS PHANTOMLORD TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. MANKIND HITS A DOUBLE ARM DDT ON PHANTOMLORD.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[JOHNNY COOLKIDS MUSIC HITS AND HE RUNS TO THE RING]
COOLKID HITS THE COOLKICK ON MANKIND AND THEN ON 2XTREME. BOTH MEN ARE TAKEN OFF THEIR FEET. COOLKID TRIES TO THROW OUT PHANTOMLORD BUT PHANTOMLORD THUMBS HIM IN THE EYE AND COOLKID BACKS OFF. LITA DDT’S COOLKID. MANKIND GOES BEHIND LITA AND TURNS HER AROUND THEN LOCKS IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW. PHANTOMLORD AND 2XTREME LOCK UP AND PHANTOMLORD CHOKESLAMS 2XTREME. COOLKID DELIVERS THE COOLKICK TO THE BACK OF PHANTOMLORDS HEAD.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[SYPHER’S MUSIC HITS AND SYPHER RUNS TO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR COVERED IN BARBED WIRE]
SYPHER HITS LITA ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR AND SHE FLIES OUT OF THE RING. SYPHER HITS PHANTOMLORD WITH THE CHAIR AND HE FLIES OUT OF THE RING. SYPHER DROPS THE CHAIR AND DROPKICKS 2XTREME OUT OF THE RING. COOLKID AND MANKIND ATTACK SYPHER FROM BEHIND AND THEY BOTH DELIVER A REVERSE DDT THAT TAKES SYPHER DOWN HARD. PHANTOMLORD AND MANKIND SLAP FIVE AND THEY TEAM UP BOTH LAY DOWN BIG RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE OF SYPHER. PHANTOMLORD TELLS MANKIND TO HOLD SYPHER WHILE HE GOES UP ON THE TOP ROPE. MANKIND SEES THE OPPORTUNITY AND PUSHES PHANTOMLORD OUT OF THE RING FROM BEHIND. PHANTOMLORD IS OUT. SYPHER GETS UP AND SHOOT OUT OF THE CORNER AND CLOTHESLINES MANKIND OFF HIS FEET. SYPHER DDT’S MANKIND’S SKULL INTO THE CHAIR WITH BARBED WIRE. SYPHER PULLS OUT THE HANDCUFFS AND ATTEMPTS TO PUT THEM ON MANKIND BUT MANKIND FIGHTS HIM OFF AND CRACKS SYPHER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR BUSTING HIM OPEN. NOW MANKIND AND SYPHER ARE BOTH BUSTED OPEN FROM THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[THE UNDERTAKER’S MUSIC HITS AND THE AMERICAN BAD ASS HITS THE RING]
MANKIND CRACKS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR AND SYPHER SUPERKICKS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE. NOW ITS JUST SYPHER AND MANKIND IN THE RING. MANKIND WHIPS SYPHER OFF THE ROPES BUT SYPHER COMES BACK AND LANDS A FLYING FOREARM TO THE FACE OF MANKIND. SYPHER GOES FOR THE FACE FUCKER BUT MANKIND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY. MANKIND CHARGES AT SYPHER AND KNOCKS HIM OFF OF HIS FEET WITH A CROSS BODY BLOCK. MANKIND WHIPS SYPHER INTO THE CORNER BUT SYPHER JUMPS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVERS A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT TO MANKIND. SYPHER LOCKS IN A REVERSE CHIN LOCK AS THE CROWD BEGINS TO COUNT.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[DEATH’S MUSIC HITS AND DEATHS HITS THE RING]
SYPHER TRIES TO SUPERKICK HIM OUT OF THE RING BUT DEATH CATCHES THE LEG AND DRAGON SCREWS HIM TO THE MAT. MANKIND TAKES A REST IN THE CORNER WHILE DEATH UNLOADS WITH BIG RIGHT HANDS TO SYPHER. SYPHER PUSHES HIM OFF AND CATAPULTS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD. MANKIND BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND CLOTHESLINES SYPHER OFF HIS FEET. DEATH OPENS UP SYPHER’S LEGS AND KNEES HIM IN THE GROIN. MANKIND ATTACKS DEATH FROM BEHIND AND REVERSE DDT’S HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. MANKIND RUNS AT SYPHER BUT SYPHER DUCKS AND MANKIND FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT IS ABLE TO KEEP HIS BALANCE AND SLIDE BACK IN. DEATH HITS SYPHER WITH A PILEDRIVER ON THE STEELCHAIR.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[HITMAN’S MUSIC HITS AND HE WALKS SLOWLY DOWN TO THE RING]
HITMAN SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IS MET WITH HEAVY STOMPS FROM MANKIND. HITMAN BATTLES BACK AND HITS MANKIND WITH FOREARMS TO THE CHEST. HITMAN RUNS OFF THE ROPES BUT MANKIND BACKDROPS HIM. DEATH TRIES TO PILEDRIVE SYPHER AGAIN BUT SYPHER PICKS UP DEATH IN A GORILLA PRESS AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING. SYPHER CHARGES AT MANKIND AND SPEARS HIM. AS DEATH IS LEAVING HE SLIDES A TABLE INTO THE RING. HITMAN SETS IT UP AND WAITS FOR SYPHER TO TURN AROUND. SYPHER TURNS AROUND BUT HITMAN MISSES AN ATTEMPT TO FLIP SYPHER OVER AND SYPHER POWERBOMBS HITMAN THREW THE TABLE. MANKIND TAKES A REST IN THE CORNER WHILE SYPHER MOUNTS ON TOP OF HITMAN AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE.
THE COUNT BEGINS...10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...[THE LAST PARTICIPANT IN THE RUMBLE STONE COLD RUNS DOWN TO THE RING AND SLIDES IN]
SYPHER LEAVES HITMAN AND GOES AFTER STONECOLD. MANKIND ATTACKS SYPHER AND SYPHER SWINGS WILDLY AT MANKIND BUT MANKIND DUCKS AND STONECOLD HITS THE STUNNER ON SYPHER. AS AUSTIN STANDS UP AND HITMAN ATTEMPTS PICKS UP AUSTIN ON HIS SHOULDERS AND SYPHER DROP KICKS HITMAN AND HITMAN AND AUSTIN ARE SENT FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHING INTO THREE REFEREES. SYPHER AND MANKIND LOOK AROUND AND THE CROWD GIVES THEM A STANDING OVATION.
JR-THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. GET READY KIND.
SYPHER AND MANKIND LOCK UP. SYPHER EXCAPES BEHIND MANKIND AND SWEEPS HIM OFF HIS FEET. MANKIND GETS BACK UP AND ARM DRAGS SYPHER DOWN. MANKIND RUNS AT SYPHER BUT SYPHER SAW IT COMING AND HIP TOSSES MANKIND ACROSS THE RING. SYPHER GOES FOR A BIG BOOT ON MANKIND BUT HE CATCHES THE FOOT AND LOW BLOWS SYPHER. MANKIND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES BUT SYPHER SEE’S HIM COMING AND BACK BODY DROPS MANKIND OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT. BUT THERE IS NO REFEREE TO SEE MANKIND OUT. THEY WERE ALL KNOCKED DOWN IN THE COLLISION WHEN AUSTIN AND HITMAN FELL OUT. MANKIND SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING. SYPHER CAN’T BELIEVE IT AND HE PILEDRIVE’S MANKIND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.
THE TITAN TRON GOES ON AND IT SHOWS THE PREZ TELLING REFEREE TIM WHITE TO STOP EATING DONUTS AND GET HIS ASS OUT THERE.
MOMENTS LATER TIM WHITE APPEARS AND STANDS AT RINGSIDE AND WATCHES ON THE MATCH. SYPHER LOCKS UP WITH MANKIND AND PUTS ON A STRONG HEAD LOCK. SYPHER SWITCHES UP AND DROP TOE HOLDS MANKIND INTO THE TURNBUCKLE. SYPHER AGAIN LOOKS FOR THE FACE FUCKER BUT MANKIND ROLES OUT OF THE WAY. MANKIND GETS TO HIS FEET AND TRIES TO LOCK IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW ON SYPHER BUT SYPHER FIGHTS IT OFF AND LANDS THE DDT ON MANKIND. SYPHER CALLS FOR A LADDER AND THE RING ANNOUNCER HOWARD FINKLE LOOKS UNDER THE RING APRON AND SLIDES ONE IN. SYPHER BEGINS CLIMBING THE LADDER AND SO DOES MANKIND. THEY BOTH REACH THE TOP AND BEGIN THROWING WILD PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER. ALL OF A SUDDEN BUZZ RUNS THREW THE CROWD AND SLIDES INTO THE RING AND PUSHES OVER THE LADDER. BOTH MEN FLY OFF. SYPHER FLIES OUT OF THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE AND MANKIND FALLS AND STRATTLES THE ROPES. SYPHER FELL TO THE OUTSIDE FIRST.
THE RING CREW EXAMINE THE VIDEO TAPE AND CONFIRM THAT SYPHER DID HIT THE MAT FIRST. SO MANKIND IS THE WINNER.
HOWARD FINKLE- THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND FIRST EVER EWF CHAMPION...MANKIND
SYPHER TRYES TO GO AFTER MANKIND BUT HE IS STOPPED BY SECURITY AND ESCORTED BACKSTAGE. MANKIND IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE MIC.
MANKIND: IM BUSTED OPEN, I HAVE PAIN IN EVERY PART OF MY BODY INCLUDING MY TESTICLES THANX TO THAT LAST FALL OFF THE LADDER. SYHER I HAVE TO ADMIT YOU WERE GREAT AND YOU EARNED MY RESPECT OUT THERE TODAY. BUT I DID IT. IM THE KING OF THE WORLD. SYPHER I WOULD BE GLAD TO GIVE YOU A TITLE MATCH IN THE FUTURE BUT I THINK THAT I AM GOING TO TAKE THE WEEK OFF. I WILL SEE YOU SOON. I WANA THANK MY MOM MRS. FOLEY FOR MAKING ME A HARD-CORE SON OF A BITCH. I DID IT MOM. I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL MY FANS....HAVE A NICE DAY. [A BLOODY BRUISED AND BEATEN MANKIND WALKS TO THE BACK STAGE GIVEN A STANDING OVATION BY THE CROWD AT THE STAPLES CENTER]
JR-WHAT AN EFFORT BY SYPHER BUT HE DID IT, MANKIND WON THE MATCH. HE IS THE FIRST EVER EWF CHAMPION AND THAT WAS A HELL OF A MATCH. I THINK I PISSED MY PANTS KING HOW BOUT YOU
KING-I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. THIS WAS THE CLOSEST MATCH I HAVE EVER SEEN. BUT THAT IDIOT MANKIND PULLED IT OFF. HE WENT THE DISTANCE JR. HE WAS IN THAT RING FOR WELL OVER 45 MINUTES. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN ON RAW JR. IT WOULD BE SMART IF MANKIND DIDN’T SHOW UP THAT NIGHT. SYPHER IS GOING TO BE PISSED
JR LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT BUZZ. WHAT IS SYPHER GOING TO SAY TO BUZZ. AND THEY ARE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. WELL I THINK ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED THIS WEDNESDAY ON RAW. SO FROM MYSELF AND JERRY THE KING LAWLER WE WILL SEE YOU THIS WEDNESDAY ON RAW.
